a pretty good index to the level of chaos in my worldly goods currently is that while i'm pretty sure my phone is still technically in my possession, my confidence in actually finding it within the next month is so low that i just ordered a new phone.
@brennen most of my ancestors' shades just fainted dead away; I managed to keep it to a double-eyebrow raise
@brennen whatcha going to do with the old one when it surfaces thirty seconds after you open the box with the new one
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